Early Report: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is so Awful, You'll Pee Fire

comments: 0 || add yours I guess the new Nicolas Cage fire urination epic Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance did not soar like a blazing motorcycle across the night sky at Buttnumbathon recently. In fact, it tanked. There’s a flamin’ new poster for the film - one that would look impressive on a Hot Topic t-shirt or a bitchin’ Trapper Keeper - but we’ve got three definitely stanky tweets about the movie after the jump. We threw in a dollop of hope at the end, though. And now, the stank. You’d think someone would find campy fun in this freaky heap. Apparently not. #embedly_twitter_60103420{background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/129840316/barbecue03.jpg) #edeeee;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 p a {color:#ff0300;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 a {color:#ff0300;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_60103420 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@devincfDevin Faraci GHOST RIDER 2 manages to make me look fondly back on GHOST RIDER. Unbearable.Dec 11 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply #embedly_twitter_29191091{background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/303427737/Dark-Tower-Cover.jpg) #C6E2EE;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 p a 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{margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_29191091 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@JHoffman6Jordan Hoffman GHOST RIDER 2 makes GHOST RIDER 1 look like DARK KNIGHT.Dec 11 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply #embedly_twitter_72813861{background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_background_images/21375274/scott_futurama.jpg) #000000;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 p a {color:#D32228;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 .components-above 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.tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_72813861 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@scottEweinbergScott Weinberg GHOST RIDER 2 played. I have nothing else to add.Dec 11 via Twitter for AndroidFavoriteRetweetReply And finally, that dollop of “hope.” #embedly_twitter_41849878{background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png) #C0DEED;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 p a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_41849878 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@daniel_fidlerDaniel Fidler Whatever, I still think GHOST RIDER 2 looks better than G.I. JOE 2.Dec 13 via webFavoriteRetweetReply We’re in trouble? No. Urine trouble. ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance’ Tweets [Twitter] Tagged: BNAT, ghost rider: spirit of vengeance, nicolas cage